Lestrade x Reader: Chatroom

Greg has invited you to a chatroom.
Recipients: Mycroft, Sherlock, John, Mary, Molly, Jim.
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Hello -Mycroft.

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Hi Myc, Lestrade -(YN)
Hi love -Greg
...Love? -(YN)
What I can’t call you that? -Greg
No you can’t call my sister that -Mycroft

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I am an adult brother and I can speak for myself -(YN)
Why what happened? -Sherlock
Lestrade called me love and Myc says he can’t do that -(YN)
Hey I call her love and you don’t get mad at me -Jim
It’s different with you becos you don’t actually like her like that -Sherlock
And you can just read that off of people Sher? -(YN)
Yes -Sherlock
And don’t call me Sher -Sherlock
Don’t call me Myc either -Mycroft
I do what I want! -(YN)
You are not Loki -Jim
I can always pretend -(YN)

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Good the women are here -(YN)
Woohoo! -Molly
I’m not a woman (YN)! -John
Well you came in at the same time she was just addressing you all at the same time -Jim
Okay back to the previous matter I say that Greg can call me love -(YN)
Haha suck it Holmes -Greg
Shut it Graham -Sherlock
You cannot do that -Mycroft
I can too and my name is GREG -Greg
Oh sorry GREG -Sherlock
Thank you -Greg
Greggy why are you so fixed on calling me love? -(YN)
I’m fixed on calling you love -Jim
Yeah but you do that to all the women -Mary
Sorry love -Jim
You never called me love! -Molly
You said you didn’t like being called love -Sherlock
I like it when you call me love -Molly
Dawwwww I SHIP IT -Mary
I ship it too! -John
SHUT. UP. -Sherlock
What it’s true I really like being called love by Sherlock -Molly
Molly are you saying what we think you’re saying? -(YN)
.....Yes -Molly
I KNEW IT -(YN)
Of course you knew I told you first -Molly
To be honest I noticed even before you told me -(YN)
Just another Holmes sibling for you -John
Molly will you go to dinner with me? -Sherlock
........ -Mycroft
........ -Jim
........ -Mary
........ -Greg
Yes -Molly
YAY -(YN)
YAY -Mary
YAY -Jim
Even Jim is happy -(YN)
Can’t blame you Sherlock but I wish you could have chosen me *fakes crying* -Jim
Hahahahaha -Mary
Okay just wondering had this turned into a confessing love to other people chatroom? -Greg
Yes -John
John I love you more than anything in the world! -Mary
Thank you! -John
Hey it’s easy for you guys becos you’re married! -Greg
Goldfish -Mycroft
Idiots -Sherlock
Shut it -(YN)
If this is this kind of chat then I guess I have something to say -Greg
Uhmm... -(YN)
(YN) you are beautiful and I really like you and will you please go to dinner with me tonight at 8? -Greg
Okay -(YN)
(YN) I FORBID YOU -Mycroft
AS DO I -Sherlock
Okay, just so I have everything straight... Sherlock is having dinner with Molly, Jim wants to have dinner with Sherlock, John and I love each other and Greg likes (YN)? -Mary
Correct -Mycroft
Where are you in all of this Myc? -(YN)
I’m living in a world of goldfish how many times must I explain this to you? -Mycroft
Riiiight -(YN)
So tonight at 8 right? -Greg
Yep -(YN)
NO -Sherlock
SHUT UP OR I WILL SAY YOUR FULL NAME OUT LOUD -(YN)
NO DON’T -Sherlock
WILLIAM SHERLOCK SCOTT HOLMES I WILL DO WHAT I WANT -(YN)
You evil woman -Jim
Now we all have something to use against him -John
I hate you all -Sherlock

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You hurt your brothers feelings -Mycroft
Go away if you feel neglected too -(YN)

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I guess John and I should go and... you know -Mary
I catch your drift -John

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Well you two lovebirds have fun -Molly
Thank you for not telling my brothers -(YN)
I can always keep a secret for you two -Molly

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I can't believe they didn't figure it out -Greg
It's okay my elder brothers are as clueless as children with romanticism -(YN)
What's it been a month since we started dating? -Greg
One month two days and six hours -(YN)
God I love you -Greg
I know -(YN)

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Seriously I'm the only world's consulting criminal and everyone forgets me? -Jim

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